20 Things To Do At Tesco

1. Get 3 boxes of baby diapers and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "PikachuI choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
[optional: laugh at them after]

19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up.

20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it takes them to find 'pig 2'

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

Cobra Cobra Cobra CobraStarship!

7 August 2009 by ♥♥Andrea Mae featuring Seven For All Mankind jeans

Lights - Saviour

The night is deafening
When the silence is listening
And I'm down on my knees
And I know that something is missing
Because the back of my mind is holding things I'm relying in,
But I choose to ignore it because I'm always denying them.

I'm a bit of a manic when it's not as I plan it,
'Cause I start losing my head
And then I get up in a panic
Remember, when we were kids
And always knew when to quit it
Are we denying a crisis, or are we scared of admitting it?

I don't wanna know

I just wanna run to you,
And break off the chains, and throw them away
I just wanna be so much,
And shake off the dust that turned me to rust
Sooner than later, I'll need a saviour
I'll need a saviour...

It won't ever change if you want it to stay the same
I really hate it, but I know it's hard to chose if you're chained
And when it's all you can control, 'cause you've got nothing else to hold
You're getting tighter and tighter, it's getting harder to let it go

I don't want to know

I just wanna run to you,
And break off the chains,
And throw them away
I just wanna be so much,
And shake off the dust that turn me to rust
Sooner than later, I'll need a saviour
I'll need a saviour...

Stand me up and maybe I won't be so small,
Free my hands and feet and maybe I won't always fall
Save me

I just wanna run to you,
And break off the chains,
And throw them away
I just wanna be so much
And shake off the dust that turn me to rust
I just wanna run to you
And break off the chains,
And throw them away
I just wanna be so much
And shake off the dust that turn me to rust
Sooner than later, I'll need a saviour
I'll need a saviour...

NeverShoutNever! - Trouble

I'm in trouble
I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl
she's got my heart tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl,but
Even worse i cant stop calling her
She's all i want and more...
I mean damn whats not to adore

I've been playing too much guitar
I've been listening to jazz
I called so many times i swear
She's going mad...
And that cellu-lerrr
Will be the death of us
I swear,iI swear
And,oh-a-oh -a-oh-a-oh
oooh,ooh ohh..
I'm running my mouth just like i got her
But i surely dont...
Because shes so,a,oh,a,oh,a,oh
ROCK AND ROLL!!!
And out of my league,
Is she out of my league
Let's hope not.

I'm in trouble
I'm so cliche

See that word just wears me out
It makes me feel like just another boy
To laugh and joke about but even
Worse i cant stop calling her,
I love to hear that voice
And honestly, im left with no choice

I've been playing too much guitar
I've been listening to jazz
I called so many times i swear
Shes going mad...
And that cellu-lerr
Will be the death of us
I swear,i swear
And oh,a,oh,a,oh ooooh
I'm running my mouth just like i got her
But i surely dont
Because shes shes so
a,oh,a,oh,a,oh,a,oh
ROCK AND ROLL
And out of my league,
Is she out of my league
Lets hope not.
And oh a,oh,a,oh,a,oh,a,oh,
ooohhh,oohh,who,oh!!!!!!

Lmao at #17

#1 Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

#2 I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!

#3 You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

#4 I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I WILL EAT YOU!

#5 Kindergarten: whare the definition of drama is someone stealing your crayons.

#6 Keepin it gangsta white girl style (Me:ok so some of then are just fun to say and not exactly funny. sue me)

#7 Life was so simple when boys had cooties...

#8 I dont discriminate, i hate everybody

#9 Friends are like bras, close to the the heart and there for support

#10 Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear thank you very much

#11 I'm so goth I punched a Care Bear

#12 Good girls are bad girls who don't get caught

#13 Oh yeah? Well, I dont like your pants.

#14 I shower naked.

#15 I'll make your heart beat like your on cocaine.

#16 I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

#17 rawr. fear me.

#18 Buy me a plastic ring and tell me you love me

#19 I am absolutely awesome. Agree or die.

#20 Shoes can change your life, just ask Cinderella.

#21 lol is the polite way of saying: that wasnt funny, shut up already, your really annoying, why are you talking to me?, i really don't care or you just have nothing to say at all.

There For Tomorrow - Pages

The turns you had to take still keep you awake
Down come the walls where you once stood
From constant changes you have made
You'll keep inside 'til you have a say

We change as we get older
We're not to stay
The days we walked are over

Now we just drive away
From everything I know
You're counting days on the back of your hands
You turn the pages 'til you have no more plans

The only time you had to think of all the things involved
Came when you were least expecting
And now it's up to us to replace it
To tell us when ages have made a difference
Cause changes tell just who we are

We change as we get older
We're not to stay
The days we walked are over

Now we just drive away
From everything I know
You're counting days on the back of your hands
You turn the pages 'til you have no more plans

Now we're just miles away
From all that we could be
You're counting days on the back of your hands
We turn the pages

Remember the days you've counted won't be forgotten
I hope you won't leave yourself out
When we turn the pages

Minus The Bear - Drilling

Best song when you're at the beach :D

this is us on a western Atlantic coast
with no place to be
just taking in the sea
tonight with a constant buzz
we're staring at the ocean crashing on
all the rocks below
in this foreign home

this old story
when we're gone i feel I'll never miss anyone
and you lay on the grass along the edge

"is this a dream,"you ask and i don't
say anythingbecause this may be
a dreamand we come to this place
like two convicts
that have escaped
from the prison
of everyday
and for the moment
we'll have our stayt

his old story
when we're gone i feel I'll never miss anyone
and you lay on the grass along the edge
you know that tomorrow comes like disease to us
from this cliff's edge the gulls fly below us
diving into the sea below us
and I'm not cold tonight beside you, beside you
and we're not cold tonight
this old story
when we're gone i feel I'll never miss anyone
this old story
expatriate, you're coming home