Lmao at #17

#1 Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

#2 I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!

#3 You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

#4 I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I WILL EAT YOU!

#5 Kindergarten: whare the definition of drama is someone stealing your crayons.

#6 Keepin it gangsta white girl style (Me:ok so some of then are just fun to say and not exactly funny. sue me)

#7 Life was so simple when boys had cooties...

#8 I dont discriminate, i hate everybody

#9 Friends are like bras, close to the the heart and there for support

#10 Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear thank you very much

#11 I'm so goth I punched a Care Bear

#12 Good girls are bad girls who don't get caught

#13 Oh yeah? Well, I dont like your pants.

#14 I shower naked.

#15 I'll make your heart beat like your on cocaine.

#16 I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

#17 rawr. fear me.

#18 Buy me a plastic ring and tell me you love me

#19 I am absolutely awesome. Agree or die.

#20 Shoes can change your life, just ask Cinderella.

#21 lol is the polite way of saying: that wasnt funny, shut up already, your really annoying, why are you talking to me?, i really don't care or you just have nothing to say at all.